It would be best for me to stop thinking about this, yes?
(It's only a three hour drive away. How big a van do you think I'd need?????)
Edit: Well, I could hire a monster great van for a weekend for around £150 so transport would not be a problem. But Hubby has pointed out there is the additional problem of storage for one and a half metric tons of yarn. And while the attic is almost certainly big enough volume-wise, the rafters might not be quite up to the weight.